Since *ahem* certain people want to put up “I hate Allie” posts, I’ve decided to start an “I love Allie” post chain. Anyone who reads this and wants to support our beloved Allie, write a post about why you like/love her.
Allie, you’re an amazing person. You’ve gone through so much more in your life than anyone should and you still manage to keep smiling. You know how to keep the people around you laughing and you come up with the most creative ideas. You’re an incredible artist and deserve to be treated so much better. Hold you’re head high, you’re one of the few people left who are truly honest and trustworthy.
I’ve been talking with a local artist about becoming my community consultant. After weeks of telling me there wouldn’t be any problem with it, she called last night to inform me that unless I wanted to pay to take classes from her, she wouldn’t be able to help me. Bench.
(this post has been carefully modified to be “school appropriate” even though we’ve all heard much much worse by now)
Thanks to a generous donation from Mr. Starnes, I am now set for life with bass strings. Mass production may now begin. If anyone has requests, please contact me and I can hook you up for a super low price.
Miss Taylor informed me that if I blog about it, she will write me a letter of recommendation for college. So…. pleeease write me a letter of recommendation so I don’t end up as a hobo living in a cardboard box under a bridge *puppy dog eyes*